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Well, holey-moley, me oh my,
you’re the apple of my eye.
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He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less...
– William Shakespeare (via brighteyescja)
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maybeitsafluke asked: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=0tZ&pwst=1&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=polynesian+sauce&um=1&biw=1280&bih=592&ie=UTF-8&tbo=u&tbs=shop:1&source=og&sa=N&tab=if
maybeitsafluke
Thank you, thank you.
She sent me a link to large bottles of polynesian sauce, you guys.
HAHAHA!
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Chic-fil-A doesn't believe gay people deserve... →
cigelow:
We’ll take your money but don’t you dare think about those equal rights!
What if I’m only half gay? I mean… where else will I get polynesian sauce?
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Rupert Rupert Rupert
Ms. Calendar: I know you feel betrayed --
Giles: Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.
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Why do bitches want me to cut them?
You should really get your ducks in a row before you post a political facebook status. Number one, you just should. Maybe be completely informed before you solidify an opinion. Number two, I’ll put you in place. Every time.
I’m so sick of people who think the freedom of speech comes without the responsibility of knowledge.
I’m also sick of hanging out with people and...
Leave in my ask box who you ship me with. Real or...
ungunwashim:
conquistawhore:
brightestbuzz:
nikolai-wolf:
I AM BORED DO IT
so
you better
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[He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what...
– 1984 by George Orwell [redux] (via the-final-sentence)
And I creys.
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Subconscious, what even?
I had a dream that my boyfriend would not get me pregnant, so I had Eminem do it instead. Eminem and I did not have sex. My cousin helped me put Eminem’s sperm into me. I was really upset that Rupert Grint’s sperm was not available. I then had a conversation about how I thought it was going to be totally fine for me to have a baby at this age before I even finished culinary school with...
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