January 2012
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Kim is coming over.
Apparently Rum does not count as a person. Whatever.
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epicwinsauce replied to your post: People were asking, so yes, I will post photos of my outfit,
can you not put it on a timer, press the button, and run away until you’re at a good distance away?
It is only three seconds and there physically is not enough space in this apartment for me to get a full body shot and even if I got a most body shot, it’d be so orange and blurry that it would...
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People were asking, so yes, I will post photos of...
but you must understand that I only have my mac’s built in web cam, I’m 5’8”, and my breasts are huge, so I cannot get all of me into a picture. So if there’s a picture of just my ass and then just my breasts… I’m not trying to like… whatever. This is just how it is.
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90% chance I'm going to get drunk alone, while tip...
Theme problems, sorry.
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Three people tops are going to be here.
And maybe not them. Whatevs. Gonna get pretty and drunk.
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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If you don't get pretty for New Years to the...
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December 2011
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“Drifting snowflakes brushed her face as light as lover’s kisses, and melted on...”
– George R. R. Martin, A Storm of Swords (via faintgreenlight)
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I keep accidentally making a mess around myself and the more I try to organize my things, the bigger the mess gets, and my job is not blood sugar friendly, and I want to throw Julian’s bike into the middle of the street in a fit of rage, and I’m running out of make up, and I’m wearing grey, black, and brown together today which is my biggest fashion pet peeve, but whatever,...
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I just reached for my sausage,
and realized that I’d already eaten it, and got really sad.
And it’s taking me forever to finish this oatmeal.
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“What is honor compared to a woman’s love? What is duty against the feel of a...”
– (via thesilverqueen)
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I really wish I were asleep.
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I don't know what is on the TVGuide channel,
but Kevin Costner just lit a candle and I cannot stop laughing. This is the funniest thing in the world to me right now.
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bklynmed asked: Back at you, Hon. Your positive attitude is an inspiration to us all. Keep up the good work, and keep being the great person you already are.
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Dear Followers,
I really do adore you. All of the time. Some of you never say a word to me, but I see your little likes or your reblogs. Sometimes I read your reblogged comments. You’re precious.
Except for the handful of nationalist racist Australians that follow me (but I have good Australians, too)… I’m not sure what you guys are doing at this party, but maybe you’ll learn something?
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